Peasely's Cell

[This is primarily for @Demitri]

Meanwhile, in a prison cell in the capital....
The red-shelled gaurd, having reached the end of his patrol, turns around again, for the 147th time since you started counting, and walked around the corner of the main prison hallway. The moment he has passed, a ninja, dressed entirely in red steps forth from the shadows, putting his hand over where his lips should be (but are obscured by a facial mask.) He walks to the outward facing bars of your cell.

"Your friends are coming, I slew the lawyers to buy you time, hopefully they will be able to insert an actual defense lawyer into these proceedings, and you will be found innocent, the first ruling that was not written before the court conviened." The ninja then looked to the floor.

"Of course, they may do better to just attempt to break you out, I heard Bowser has already made contact with a powerful prosecution lawyer from another world. One named... Von Karma. Your fate may already be sealed."

Hearing footseps from down the hall, the ninja pauses.
"I have only time for one question, ask what you will!"

Can you pass me the key to these cuffs and cell door