Game Thread

"Oh...! Of... Of course sir! I have your oder right here, Mister lakitu! I almost didn't recognise you without your goggles!"
He pulls out some forms for you to sign, it seems you have lucked out and he had an order for a party about your size and shapes!

I sign the forms. We collect our lawsuits.

"Saaay, since we're here how about some of the others get some cool clothes too? I would, but um, I don't think anything exists in my size" Puck says as he floats around the room, pretending to admire the suits while actually whispering into his companions' ears. "When we get to a safer place to talk, I'll tell you all my genius plan!"

[There are suits in all of your sizes, WHAT A COINCEDENCE!]

"Huh, so you have to dress in funny clothes to attend a trial?" Kylee asked. She was standing in front of a mirror, holding the clothing up to see how it would look.

Captain Falcon punches out a suit that he thinks will fit then turns to the tailor. "We need some privacy while we change"

[Oh man I misread that as "Captain Falcon punches out a suit that he thinks will fit" ]

edit: apparently this is now canon. Excellent

[I imagine the suit in question is made from a material that has a fist pattern.]

"Of... Of course, the changing rooms are right over there, sir!

"Good you may wait for us there, we will call for you if we need anything."

Puck takes his teeny tiny suit and floats around Captain Falcon's head. "So what, we're all gonna squeeze into one tiny changing room? I mean, its not a big deal for me, buuuut..."

"I guess if there is only one, we could just take turns?" Kylee suggested.

Kankles wrote:

"Good you may wait for us there, we will call for you if we need anything."

[Going to need an intimidate check. The Lakitu ruse and your costume give you advantage for this.]

(My closest skill is bravado so its probably unskilled Intimidating some tailor with advantage: 2#1d6 3 5)

"Oh, uh... Of... Of course."

As the shop clerk gets shooed away, Puck gathers his friends into a secure location. "Okay, time to reveal my plan; we get these suits and pretend that Captain Toad here is Peasley's new lawyer, or maybe Captain Falcon, I dunno one of the Captains can do it, while the other Captain and Kylee steal Peasley's cuffs key from the bailiff, preferably before the trail. That way, if the Captain's defense of Peasley starts to suck eggs, I can put the key inside a tomato, shout "DOWN WITH THE PRINCE" and throw the tomato at him, where he'll get the key and stealthily unlock his own cuffs. Then we can screw the trial and book it on out of there."

"I guess it might work... Even if it is a waste of tomatoes..." Kylee replied. "Any ideas on how we should get the key? On Popstar we just punch things and steal their keys, but that might not be... Um... Subtle enough..."


(No one is to allow Kylee to hold onto the tomatoes )

"Don't worry Kylee, you can just eat Prince Peasley to make sure none of the tomato gets wasted. Anyway, maybe you could, like, punch the things and then replace the bailiff with a Toad or something."

Kylee looked at the Brigade for a moment then smiled.

"Punch and replace, I can do that."

"Sounds like a plan, Captain Falcon is great at Show trials."

The Brigade approves of this plan. Who shall be Peasley's lawyer?

"I'm going to leave that to you two. Now if you excuse me," Puck then began humming as he floated into a changing stall to try on his new suit.

"Now the captains a captain not a lawyer but the captain knows the greatest lawyer of all time and if there is one thing Pheonix has taught me its that you need two lawyers. One lawyer needs to be able to say "OBJECTION" louder than anyone else in the courtroom, and the other needs to be able to look surprised when ever anything happens. So I'm thinking me and toadette."

Kylee nodded. "I think that is a great idea! Um... What is a lawyer?"

"Me?" Toadette is Maya.

"Perfect. you'll make a better Maya then even Maya did. And a lawyer is someone that argues in court."

"Oh I see. So a trial is just a performance with a bunch of people in fancy clothing yelling at each other?" Kylee asked, glancing over to see if a fitting room was free.

Captain Falcon starts changing into his snazzy new suit "Yes Captain falcon recommends seeing masters like Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth perform. So majestic."

Puck bursts out of the change room dramatically. "TADA! How do I look? Pretty sharp, eh?"

Unfortunately, due to Puck's glow he looks the same as he always has, though he sounded pleased with himself.

"Um... Sure! I guess..." Kylee replied, confused, before heading to the change room with her new clothing. "So what happens to our old clothes while we wear these to the trial?"

The fairy admires himself in the mirror. " I dunno, we could hide them. Or buy a chest to put them all in. Or burn them, heck you all have better clothes now." Sensing that his last comment wouldn't go over well, Puck sighed and continued. "Or we could stow them in the getaway vehicle when we leave the trial."